Shipping and return policies for chainsaw to the bass

Shipping Info
We lose money on shipping. We're also both university students, and we lead busy lives, so it may take a little while to ship your item (as has been indicated). We apologize for this, but there's little that we can do. All items will be shipped in the order that they were, well, ordered. We ship via air to other continents, but we don't go any fancier than that.
Return Policy
If it gets to you and it DOESN'T DO THE THING IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO, FOR REASONS THAT COULD ONLY BE OUR FAULT, we will refund you. Returning the item is probably not necessary, although proof that it was fucked would be nice.